Happy Inject Yourself with Bleach Day!

 

It's hard to believe, but it was two years ago today that our moron of a former president took to a news conference to share his awesome ideas about how to combat COVID-19 infections. He suggested we inject the victims with disinfectant, and put "powerful lights" inside their bodies (somehow) to cure them. Here is a Sarah Cooper mime of the performance in case you've forgotten how cringe-worthy it was.

His poor pandemic expert Dr. Deborah Birx stood next to him, looking on in horror. She has since said that she didn't say anything at the time because her military background taught her to never make her commander look bad in public.

Maybe that's a good reason not to have ex-military people in positions like hers. I say that because when a president says something ignorant there are plenty of gullible people who will take it seriously. Like the people who actually misted their body with, inhaled vapors of, gargled with, or drank cleaning products because of T****'s suggestion. 

Nobody has been reported (so far) trying to insert a UV light inside themselves. But Comrade Tucker Carlson has been promoting the next best thing: Testicle tanning as a way to increase testosterone levels in males. I expect him to start hawking the apparatus as a COVID-19 cure on his show any day now.

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